Girls Day Out

Take one Suburban
Eight hot women
Two bottles of vodka
Carrot sticks, pretzels and soy chips
and head East.
And so, with a pit stop in Southampton for a quick round of shopping to satisfy the shop-a-holics and those with spilkes among us, and a bite to eat at 75 Main, we returned -- by popular demand -- for our second annual Girls Day Out at Gurney's Inn and Spa in Montauk
Massages for 60 blissful minutes
Facials for those needed some extra pampering
And booze on the Sun Deck. So what if there were clouds.
The vodka was smooth.
The beach was empty.
The company was excellent.
Even if none of us can remember a darn thing.
So much for turning 50. Or 51.
Age is just a number among friends
Soaking in a steaming Roman bath, schvitzing in the sauna or doing laps in the saltwater pool.
Cap the day with dinner at Nick & Toni's, table #10 please.
Who needs celebrities when the glam girls hit Easthampton?
A round of Valentino martinis for the ladies please... no she's not Joanne Starkey but you're close..
Zucchini chips, pizzas, salads, bronzini.
Topped off with a heavenly semi-freddo and a tartufo cake...
The makings of a perfect day.
Back on the diet tomorrow.